There once was a Captain
It wasn’t a He
Her name was Lara
So fabulous, was she!
With bucket loads of attitude
She takes to the highest altitudes
“I say, this is your Captain speaking,
“Fasten your seatbelts, stop squealing!”
Up in the air, it’s no-nonsense in epaulettes
Back on land, curvy dresses flatter her silhouette
You’d scarce recognise her
She causes quite a stir!
A beauty to behold in dramatic frocks
In somber shades of jet, ebony and soot,
Sweet, sexy, severe and stylish
Her black dresses are timeless, and classy to boot!
So book a trip with us
We suggest you check in early
You don’t need a visa or passport
And baggage allowance is unlimited, surely!
Sweet Deals:
Enjoy 20% Off all vintage black dresses. Members who have earned miles with us enjoy an extra 10% off.
*Limited offer while stocks last.
*Earn miles with Granny’s Day Out by spending $300 over a three-month period and enjoy 15% off storewide and special promotions on a regular basis.
Wishing you a pleasant ride,
Granny’s Day Out
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